Total Medals Earned: 861 (From 165 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,225 Points
Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/400 points)
Water 10 trees
Complete World 1
Get a total of 30 stars
Complete World 2
Complete World 3
Press the LIKE button
Flood 100 pirates
Collect a total of 60 stars
Complete World 4
Accumulate over 150,000 points
Collect all 90 stars in the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/15 (250/500 points)
Steal enough candies from a kid to make him limp away.
Upgrade a perk to its maximum potential.
Equip 3 perks at once.
Kill 50 bullies.
Defeat the gang of punks at the end of Area 2.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 3.
Survive the pack of wild neighborhood dogs at the end of Area 1.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 2.
Successfully hide from a dog while using a jack o' lantern.
Juggle a single enemy in the air with at least 5 hits.
Steal a total of 20k candies.
Catch 40 candies in midair before you land back on the ground.
Steal a total of 1000 candies in Challenge Mode.
Take care of Mother...
Beat the game and get a perfect grade on every level.
Medals Earned: 5/12 (85/260 points)
Eat 5 enemy bodies in one game
Evolve for the first time
Get over 10, 000 points in one game
lose the game
Lose 80% of your health
Leave 20 enemy bodies on the stage at the same time
Kill 200 enemies total
Beat the game
Bounce back from a really low health amount
Medals Earned: 6/7 (35/45 points)
Throw up a food item
Bounce on a spring
Push a button
You are dead
Enter the Earth
Medals Earned: 3/5 (150/300 points)
Make it to the evil wizard.
Beat level two!
Beat level one.
Beat the game!
Get all the in-game achievements!
Medals Earned: 3/20 (20/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/500 points)
Hold it in 30 seconds
Hold on 80 seconds
Complete Story Mode
Hold on 100 seconds
Get poop on dad 20 times.
Hold on 150 seconds
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/140 points)
What a quick game!
a classic rockstar's end
so what is the typical holiday like?
you are a beach boy!!!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Survive 100m!
Survive an impressive 200m!
Survive an unbelievable 300m!